"The time has come to prepare the sacred cow of work for slaughter."
There are never enough people singing the praises of idleness. Len Bracken adds to this choir for the lazy and unrepentant with these Aphorisms. Short enough to read on your way to work; after you're finished you'll want to use a few of these maxims in your "I QUIT" email to your boss, give copies to co-workers, and spread the joy of non-productivity!
Originally published by Epoch Communications.